Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
How to use sand to freak people out
I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
cranberrygeese I found your new jam
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS VERSION FUCKING YESTERDAY AND COULDN’T FIND IT THANK YOUUUU
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I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house
how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous
i want this tattooed on my back
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom